Take a seat in my Jaguar.
Want to go for a ride in a plane?
I’ll take you for a week in Spain.
Want to stay in a comfy hotel?
Four star? That’s what I like as well.
Sick and tired of public transport?
Want to go by taxi? Good thought.
Want to eat out? Enjoy wine?
Come with me, and let’s go dine.
But there’s one thing that I lack;
Sex, while lying on my back.
You’re a woman? Come astride,
Take me for a comfy ride!
Race, religion, age and beauty
Aren’t important, if you’re Cutie.
I’ll take you for a holiday,
Every fair expense I’ll pay.
And all I ask of you, simply said;
Take me for a comfy ride in bed.